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Catch 22 . +


† Wednesday, January 28, 2009

recently heard on radio:

Women - don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and is still alive .

PATSON IS FLYING SOLO FROM 2100 ONWARDS TOMORROW .

P.S: HE SINCERELY REGRETS ANY INCONVENIENCES CAUSED TO BRAVO PLATOON .
snippets . @ 4:15 AM

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NUTS .

snippets . @ 4:13 AM

† Tuesday, January 06, 2009

got tagged by fiona.
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS DONE ON A WHIM AND DUE TO THE WRITER BEING SEVERELY BORED. ANY COINCIDENCES ARE REGRETTED. SORRY FIONA QUEK.




1. i've reached a heavy weight of 82 KG maximum before! (not that i'm proud of it, wait, actually i am cause it makes my weight now a very significant acheivement. and it was right before J1 can you believe it?! oh wait, i was a couch potato then so yes, you CAN believe it.)

2. i've a secret love for ants.

3. i tend to get attracted to ants, red ants especially.

4. i have a very bad habit of stepping on ants and forgetting to say sorry to their mothers at times.

5. long distance travelling used to make me happy but i still enjoy them now. gives me time for myself to imagine that i'm Thomas the tank engine from Thomas and his friends.

6. i dream of Dora the Explora (thats how they pronouce 'explorer')

7. i'm still reading the whole series of Hello Kitty and Teletubbies Save the World from Mr-giggling-baby-faced-sun-infected-with-furbies books

8. im a better talker than listener. it makes me happy to share things about me that people really dont want to know and knowing that they can be mentally and emotionally traumatized with my darkest secrets.

9. but sometimes i have difficulty in trying to stop stepping on ants because of that. i tend to try to pickle them for snacks. am still figuring the best technique to pickle ants.

10. ask poor fiona quek (i'm really sorry!)

11. i Love to eat food and drink water more than spaghetti and evian. and i love brownies and girl scouts much more than girls brigade.

12. i've got a stitch in my side! from laughing too hard when typing this post.

13. i've got a huge admiration for ants especially the ones living in my house right now (you sneaky bastards! where did my crumbs of cookie go! i was saving them for later!)

14. when we were younger, my sister and i used to fight so much that we would end up watching Power Rangers: Dino Thunder.

15. when i was around 10ish to 14ish, i was in primary 5ish to sec 2ish

16. i like the idea of going out and having fun but havent really gotten dressed to.

17. am in Love with ants and the ant colony of Block 7 Beside-Patson's-bed-somewhere-behind-the-cupboard who have remained elusive to me since i moved in. i'd get you guys some day!

18. i used to look up to the sky and try to stare at the sun. and then i decided to be smarter with myself. The sun kept burning my retinas. so i settled on counting ants instead.


WITH APOLOGIES (SORRY FIONA QUEK)
snippets . @ 7:23 PM